Dear readers,
I have recently rediscovered the art of letter-writing. I feel it is my duty to display my wondorous letters on the Internet for everyone to view. Hopefully you will enjoy reading them. If not, perhaps you would like this picture of a flower instead?
If you're not swayed by letters or flowers then perhaps you aren't very much like me. This is okay. You can still read my letters and look at my pictures of flowers. You just won't enjoy it as much as some people do. Actually, I feel quite sorry for you now. Perhaps you should make yourself a cup of tea to calm down? I'd post you a tea bag to make things easier, but I don't have your address.
Where possible, I will be sending my letters to the intended recipients. Not via "snail mail", sadly, as that would require me to buy some stamps and envelopes. Maybe one day I will post some real letters. I shan't guarantee it though, because that would be rather foolish.
So, whether or not you like letters, I suggest you make a nice cup of tea (or coffee, you heathen) and enjoy!
Regards,
Me.